The reason a dog has so many friends is that
 he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
 Anonymous

 Don't accept your dog's admiration as
 conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
 Ann Landers

 If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I
 die I want to go where they went.
 Will Rogers

 There is no psychiatrist in the world like a
 puppy licking your face.
 Ben Williams

 A dog is the only thing on earth that loves
 you more than he loves himself.
 Josh Billings

The average dog is a nicer person than the
average person.
Andy Rooney

We give dogs time we can spare, space we can
spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs
give us their all. It's the best deal man has
ever made.
M. Acklam

Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies,
quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure
love and always have to mix love and hate.
Sigmund Freud

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a
 weird religious cult.
Rita Rudner

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to
turn around three times before lying down.
Robert Benchley

Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they
keep abreast of current events. The ground is a
giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of
late-breaking dog news items,which, if they are
especially urgent, are often continued in the
next yard.
Dave Barry

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes
like never washed a dog.
Franklin P. Jones

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain
dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few
persons.
James Thurber

If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough
exercise.
Unknown

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up
to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money.
Joe Weinstein

Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here
we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing
haul - chicken, pork, half a cow.
They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
Anne Tyler

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs
should relax and get used to the idea.
Robert A. Heinlein

Speak softly and own a big, mean Doberman.
Dave Miliman

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous,
he will not bite you; that is the principal difference
between a dog and a man.
Mark Twain

You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will
give you a look that says, 'Wow, you're right! I never
would've thought of that!'
Dave Barry

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make
our lives whole.
Roger Caras

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits
in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them.
Phil Pastoret

My goal in life is to be as good of a person
my dog already thinks I am.
Unknown